Snirtle, 35

Where's my Native American Beauty? Everything is interesting and I have a problem inviting everybody I know everywhere. I like to make a short story long. It's not hard for me to adapt. I'm vulgar, but I can't help but to be polite. I am a firm believer in mind over matter. I get along with just about any group of people. I am very minimal when it comes to living needs. I crack jokes, I share jokes, I love jokes. So tell me your best! Make me laugh, tell me a story, you've got my heart. I've been class clown since 8th grade on up. It's easier for me to forget than to forgive. Blessing or curse? You ask me for something, I'll do it. I go out of my way to accommodate guests and friends. I was raised well, and have been blessed with a family who actually gives a s---. I have no defined sleep pattern and I love to travel. I'll go anywhere. I love when people come to me for medical advice. I have a tolerance for anything medical-related. I like weird s---, art history, motorcycles, a good book, partying, saving lost dogs, 'sniping,' puns, cuddling, dressing up men, and exploring music genres. Someday maybe I'll get to see the world.