
Since we are not meeting at the local market or in the book store... I suppose this Internet dating site meets the criterion of romance.

p.s. I was joking about the local jail, I am in a half-way house and can see and talk to you most Tuesday's in the afternoon.
p.s.s. OK OK, I am joking about the half-way house, I am in a real house.
p.s.s.s. If you ever once believed all that jail/half-way house crap, I like your innocence and gullibility; write me.
p.s.s.s.s. If you never once believed all that jail/half-way house crap, I like your sarcastico-realist perspective; write me.