NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

[reb67 (deleted)]

oops correction... that was Doc Holiday and not Wyatt Earp. my old west, whatever, needs polished.

[zardox (deleted)]

I know I've had to deal with responses at times and have felt like my dog when I hit him on the head for not doing what I'd asked him to do.... he'd just look at me like "okay, I know I did something, and he want's me to...uhm...do the same thing!"

[jezebel2u]

`well reb when you get up and running let me know and we will hit the forum again ok... still need to go get my cell, maybe tomorrow it is most likely dead

[reb67 (deleted)]

`I am working on this. I cannot access my email and has taken 40 minutes getting on here. Emails wont load so I am going to the library (sp.) tomorrow and maybe better luck then. I hope your Halloween was a good one! Going to spend time with my kids then i will make an attempt back later. You take care! My cell will be fixed some time before Saturday.

[johanna85 (deleted)]

`Love the list! Definitely heard my sis say all of these! and I've said a few lol

[jezpur]

`That is a great list! And I have to admit dead spot on! lmao xo

[denis905]

I was a girl so without any hint of straight to the point ))))))))))))

denis

[carolineishot (deleted)]

`Brilliant! XD

[wohelo]

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LOL!! Those 9 are going to my friends! They are so true. :P

[cherrybomb3x (deleted)]

jezebel2u wrote: (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. "Five minutes" is only five minutes, if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in, "Fine.".



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay."means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot." - that is PURE sarcasm,and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, "You're welcome." That will bring on a "whatever").



( Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying..."Go to Hell"...



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to # 3.



Ha,ha,ha...this is spot on,love it!!..all men should take a look at this and remember it,will save a lot of grief!!!x