biidaashimi
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![]() Posted: Post subject: Rez Dogs... |
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How do you tell the difference between a domestic dog and a Rez dog?
Well you pre-heat your oven to 325 degrees... you season the domestic dog with your favorite seasonings, pepper, salt, a little garlic...and you bake for 3 1/2 hours when the dog comes out he's a bit stringy and tough....
You take the Rez dog at the same temp...season him with real seasonings...like sage, lavender, sweat grass....bake for 3 1/2 hours and when he comes out he grabs a towel and prclaims "Good Sweat!" |
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redwing
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![]() Posted: Post subject: Aho |
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Thank-you...I needed that
Now, one from Navajoland:
A Rez boy, Bahe, lived in the country and bought a donkey from an
old Utah farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I
have some bad news, the donkey died."
Bahe replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Bahe said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off at the flea markets and pow-wow's."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Bahe and asked, "What happened
with that dead donkey?"
Bahe said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $898.00."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just one -- the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Bahe grew up and eventually became a council delegate. |
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