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Posted:     Post subject: Biological Facts

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach, a human hair can hold 3 kg, the length of a ----- is 3 times the lenght of the thumb, the femur is as hard as concrete, a womans heart beats faster than mans, woman blink 2 times as much as men do, we use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand, a woman will read this entire text...a man wont, he is looking at his thumb.



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`Im confused.................I had to pause the reading to look at my thumb

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Dont worry, me too............Had to think about the length of someones thumb.......

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`Thanks ;3 feel better now .....and Im trying NOT to look at people's thumbs

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`You are welcome

Perhaps we can turn our curiosity to a positive thing and prove if this biological fact is true............... Would have a fun faktor too...........

What do you think?
Some ideas?


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`oooooooo im trying not to think...
But now that the idea has appeared, it's just there...growing
And the worst thing is that I am typing at the internet cafe with a very HUGE smile on my face. I think everyone here must know I am up to no good at all.....
And guess what.....there are so many thumbs around me ))))

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`Womens version of Mens PMS Anger- 1) Pissed-Off Mens Syndrome! 2) Potty Mouth Scumbag! Demands- 3) Please Me Sugar! 4) Please make Steak! Leisure- 5) Personal Maid Service! 6) Point Me-to Strippers! Financial- 7) Pockets Money & Splits! Pays Money-to Strippers! Male Anatomy- 9) Poor Man's Skinny! 10) Puny Male's Sausage! *Last but not least "Please Marry-me Sweetheart"!!!

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`@ Cerulean:
hehe, I know this face, have it many times when Im walking on the street, while Im in my fantasy world.......... But can tell you from experience, that people only think that you are a happy person..........dont worry about that, its always a good oppotunity to meet new people.
I understand, ideas has to develop first.........
.............Did their thumbs grew too???......... ;-P

@Multisports:
Man PMS sounds dangerous................... where is the "Exit" door???? 8-O.................
............Is there a pill to get this under controll?

Have a nice weekend!!!

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`Yes, yes, Men's PMT needs a pill....or two...or maybe at least three or four...
So anyway, I have been thinking and I realized that Primrose oil works rather well for females.
Here is the idea....inconspiciuously we add primrose oil to beer (gallons of primrose oil) and when they have all drunk enough...and are happily serene and unsuspecting.....we jump on them and measure their thumbs!

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