CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, ---- Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me ---. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later ---- Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........You got
nice house'

[blackfootmama32]

`LoL!......

I remember an old Chinese proverb...
Goes like this-

He who stand on toilet
High on pot!!

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

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