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kaskiyeh
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YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN OREGON IF...
* You believe the weather man.
* You throw an aluminum can in the trash and feel guilty.
* You use the words 'sun breaks' and know what it means.
* You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee.
* You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much as you originally paid.
* You never go camping without water-proof matches and ponchos.
* You stand on a deserted street corner in the rain waiting for the light to change (if there even is a light).
* You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
* You obey all traffic laws except keep right and left passing.
* You only honk your horn if collision is imminent and never for anything else.
* You consider swimming an indoor sport.
* You consider something a "hill" (not a mountain) if it doesn't have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of its altitude.
* You can't tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Thai food.
* In the winter, you go to work in the dark, come home in the dark, and only have an 8 hour day.
* You've ever tasted Pace extra mild picante sauce.
* You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a really nice restaurant.
* You consider "etiquette" a foreign word.
* You personally know someone from California.
* You resent being called a weirdo.
* You drool at the world's worst spaghetti sauce.
* You find a wallet with $500 and give it back to the owner.
* You used to live somewhere else but won't admit it publicly.
* You've ever ordered a half caff/decaf, nonfat mocha grande with sugar-free cranberry whip (or you know what it is).
* The bride and groom registered at REI. (sport supply store)
* You are amazed at an accurate weather forecast.
* If someone ran your car off the highway, you might drown.
* You'd be miffed if the store was out of your favorite brand of water.
* Every day is casual Friday.
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rblyl
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`my grandpa used to tell me that in Oregon people dont tan they rust..
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blackfootmama32
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`This is true...them upiddy girls always went to the tanning salon to pay for the perfect tan and STILL came out rusty. We'd call it a 'Fake-n-Bake'.
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rblyl
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`thats FUNNY!
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nativegogetter
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`i agree thats funny!!!!!!!!
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zoupi
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`Well ! I lived in Oregon and told it "France" I apolozige !
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rblyl
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`we get it Zoupi!!...I lived there too and I had to hand over some brain cells when I crossed the border. I think its a law there.
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lantern23
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`Most all of my friends are from California. They complain about Californians.
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born2bemild
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`Yeah, those Californians...geez.
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trubblemaka
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i drive thru oregon as fast as i can
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harmony68
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`hey hey hey i drive thru oregon really fast on my way BACK to california
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trubblemaka
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`yup...i dont blame you.
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rblyl
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`you know you live on Oregon if you think that is an alternate lifestyle.
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