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kaskiyeh
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What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook - they eat. We clean - they dirty. We iron - they wrinkle.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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trubblemaka
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`the fact that you think your rice crispies speak worries me....lmao!
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anewmoon
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`this is too funny, is it really that obvious?
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rblyl
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`yes..it is.;)
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kaskiyeh
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trubblemaka wrote: `the fact that you think your rice crispies speak worries me....lmao!
I tried talking to my cocoa puffs but they just floated around looking stupid..
Picture this St.Louis 2008
bought some rice krispies poured them in to a bowl dam didn't have any milk so I did the next best thing went to my neighbors knock on the door (no answer)banged on the door WHO IT BE!! CAME THIS LOUD VOICE..
cuz in the hood they don't just open the door. ask for milk and they said damn girl just pour some water in them.
Anyway we talk every day , but I don't eat them that just wouldn't be right!!! After i get all the info I can They get flushed
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trubblemaka
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`omgs.....this is so random.
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harmony68
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Quote: Anyway we talk every day , but I don't eat them that just wouldn't be right!!! After i get all the info I can They get flushed
That is too funny. thank you once again Kaskiyeh
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rblyl
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`I wonder if i look into my rice krispies just right if they can tell me my future?
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kaskiyeh
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`no you have to use lucky charms for that
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zoupi
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Lucky charms only open doors. The rest is matter of the unavoidable cocktail : luck - finess - sincerity - pride and wiseness !
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blackfootmama32
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`LMFAO!!!
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