rebelyell09
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1) The men proudly donate to 'Hair Club for Men' and that's why so many of them are bald.
2) They "Loooove" women so much that OBGYN's are encouraged to do so also!
3) They are so poor from all thier philanthropy that even the Iraqis have taken pity on them and have rushed to give them thier own shoes...air delivery.
4) Thay appreciate Native lands so much and all the resourses they have to offer that they want to make them thier own.
5) They may shoot thier friends in the face on occasion BUT....
6) They are quick to admit a wrong and KNOW that they stepped in front of that bullet.
7)They may be bad at ducking bullets, but show excellent reflexes at ducking clothing items.
8. They are compassionate enough to offer involuntary euthanasia to those suffering around the world..
9) And are smart enough to know when to do it for others own good.
10) They are resourseful and hunt thier own food, AND so in shape that they don't need to leave thier limo to do so!
11) They are a humble group, you rarely see two of thier leaders in the same public place at the same time. (hmmmm..wonder why?)
**alright one bonus one..but what can I say, they never cease to amaze me!
Dedicated to one very h.o.t friend of mine!
(and y'all should know this is a joke..so don't go postal on me now)
have a great day
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