POLITICALLY CORRECT

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Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as:


APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS

And furthermore


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

BREASTED AMERICAN

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is


'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLOND' - She is a



'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'



4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a



'Previously Enjoyed COMPANION.'



5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes



' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a



' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'



2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is



' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


5. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE.'


HERE'S TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!

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