GENEROKEE

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Hey White folks!

Tired of being left out in the cold with no native heritage?

Unaware of your native roots? Well maybe you have no Indian roots!!

Feel uncomfortable at Pow Wows??

Well soon you will be out there dancing and singing with the rest of us.


Thanks to.... Generokee!

Yes!! One spoonful of Generokee and your Native roots will start to grow
back instantly!

You'll never feel spiritually inadequate again!

Taken as directed Generokee increases earthiness! restores wisdom! And
makes you one with the universe.

Without a prescription!

Try it today!

And when someone asks you, your tribal affiliation, just say....
"Generokee!"

You may not be able to prove it but you'll know it in your heart,
.....Generokee!

Side effects may include
poverty,
suicide,
disease,
spiritual and religious persecution, and a general loss of identity.

[rosesandwine2_PREV (deleted)]

`oh my god....where do you come up with this stuff. so *dang* funny.

[rosesandwine2_PREV (deleted)]

`have you noticed how many cherokees are on this site. they seem to out number the rest of us. no offense to anyone who is cherokee so don't get bent outta shape to whoever is cherokee. i just noticed that there are a lot of cherokees.

[rebelyell08_PREV (deleted)]

`That's because, didn't you know, all the Cherokee Princesses were forced to continue going westward and along the way have babies. And this continued all the way to the Pacific Ocean SO THAT when 'Paul Revere and the Raiders' came out with thier song everyone could identify because most were now decended from a "Cherokee Princess". It was all a big conspiracy I'm tellin' ya.
I thought everyone knew that.

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`Well I am not Cherokee or a decedent from a Cherokee Princess.
I am from the Planet Pluto and my real name is Princess Chewbacca. I came here to see what all you humans do, not a pretty thing to watch..

[goldeneagle]

`lol, hugger i love it, lmao, ill read it again lol, later sis lol

[rosesandwine2_PREV (deleted)]

`you two are too much!!! Princess Chewbacca?
And no, i didn't learn about this conspiracy. That was some busy Cherokee princess!!

[squinto (deleted)]

`Hugger is so funny!!
here's one for you..

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Dishes"

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes da Navajo police... OPEN UP!"

[hstreet_PREV (deleted)]

`so there's this indin guy who's thinking of joining the army. so he goes down to his local recruiting office. As he's sitting there filling out his paperwork the recruiter asks him:

"Have you ever been to Pakistan? Have you ever been to Afghanistan?"

The indin replies:

"No, but I've been to the fry bread stan."

[squinto (deleted)]

`A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the heat, the cows and their wives. They weren't exactly the brightest guys, and neither were their comments. Every day they said pretty much the same thing.
And it always ended in a contest over who had the worst wife.

Today though something was different. There was a wise looking elderly Indian Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to decide, who had the worst wife.

The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was always arguing with him. No matter what he said, she always said the opposite. She didn't just say it either, she said it so loud that the neighbors complained.

The old Chief listened attentively and then said, "If your wife was Indian, we would name her Fire-Water."

Sam asked "Why would you call her Fire-Water?"

The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens her mouth she breathes fire and your knees turn to water."

The second man (Bubba) said "My wife is so bad that we haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near twenty years."

The chief again listened attentively and pronounced Bubba's wife as "Sleeping-Dragon."

When Bubba asked why, the chief replied, "If you try to touch her while she is sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite your head off."

Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new names. Then Sam asked, "Okay, them Indian names are pretty cool, but....Who has the worst wife?"

The chief replied, "I do."

Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name was.

The chief replied something along the lines of "Whumpo Havo Noja"

Both Sam and Bubba looked very confused, and so the chief explained, "That's my wife's Indian name, it translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses."

More puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah, but what does it (Three-Old-Horses) mean?

The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said , "Nag, Nag, Nag."

[hstreet_PREV (deleted)]

`LOL! I've heard a different version of that one, but I think I like yours better :)