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I would like to thank a friend for passing this along to me... this was gleaned from many of the funnies being passed around via the internet....
like many of the jokes I run into that leave me with a smile or help me laugh when it seems that the world is against me I give thanks for these...
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
They Walk Among Us
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed
to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps
it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the
cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we
bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and
gave us a 20% discount on both... They Walk Among Us
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So
I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there
that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not
to worry because she was a trained professional and I was
in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane
arrived yet???
They Walk Among Us
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering
a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook
asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He
thought about it for some time before responding. "Just
cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to
eat 6 pieces...
Yep, They Walk Among Us
They DO walk among us, AND reproduce!
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