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When I was in High school I worked as a Waiter in a fancy restaurant where I wore the usual black dress pants, shiny black shoes, white shirt, and black clip on tie, black vest. One Saturday I worked the morning shift and was asked if I could come back that evening and help with a Christmas Eve party in one of the large back rooms. It was for a local bank.
Well everything was going great, there was a buffet filled with all kinds of food and as the party went on my boss (she was a woman) ask me to go out and start picking up the empty plates…no problem I’ve done it many times, so I get the busboy cart and start going around picking up empty plates, the party goers were nice and many friendly and they were all dressed very nicely, men wearing nice suits and ladies wearing eloquent dresses, a black tie party of sorts.
Then I get to this man and he smiles and gives me his plate I say thank you and ask the next person nicely, a woman with shoulder length black hair, whom was wearing a black very low cut back dress… I asked her nicely if she was done and if I could please take her plate.
Well she looked at me or should I say glared at me then looked up and down rolled her eyes and turned around smugly… the guy whom I just got the plate from shrugged his shoulders… so I skipped her and asked the next guy, he gave me his plate half full and I thanked him and that mean woman was watching so again I asked her Nicely…she “sighed†loudly and smugly turned around again rolling her eyes. Then this second guy looked at me and said I think she’s done… go ahead and take her plate.
I had left my cart a few chairs down and was carrying many plates as I reached for her plate at the other edge of the table.
(SLOW MOTION)
Her plate in hand I turned and noticed that the last plate I had picked up…was slowly sliding off the top of this stack of plates I had in my arms…
â€ÂOOooooohh… Sh*********T… NNnnooOOoâ€Â… as I watched wide eyed mouth open as the plate heading straight for her back.
Well needless to say… I was not fast enough.
And keep in mind that, I said “he gave me his plate half full†including cold spaghetti.
Well, All I could do was watch as this plate “SPLAT†on her back slid down her bare skin… spaghetti sauce and all oozing down her back,… then the plate disappeared into the lower part of her black low cut dress.
And in the next few seconds… She stood up quickly as the plate rolled out to the floor and then there was a loud blood curdling scream and Lots and lots of cussing… like a drunken sailor and then the room slowly began to burst out in laughter.
All I could do was to leave the room, I could not believe what just happened… that was it, I was NOT going back into that room. Then my boss came into the kitchen a few minutes later and said she saw what happened and not to worry about it and told me that, the lady had left the building, then she asked if I could please finish clearing the tables. Reluctantly I went back into that room.
But, to my surprise, many in that room stood up and I was applauded, as it turns out that woman was NOT very well liked as I was told by the many people in that room as I went about my business, It seems she had treated everyone at that party the way she treated me… like she was better than them very snobbish woman.
I didn’t even have to ask for any plates after that, they all turned and gave me their plates…lol. I felt very relieved.
Although it was never intentional, maybe she deserved it and maybe she wasn’t so high and mighty when she returned to work, but everyone in that room now knows that she is NOT a lady and has a toilet mouth.
Bill |
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