okay joke time everybody put a good joke

[riverotter]

A white couple were traveling thru Indian country and came upon an Indian man lying in the middle of the road. They stopped to see if he needed help. As they approached he said, "Red Ford Xlt Ranger going West. Broken head light. Pulling horse trailer". They were amazed and the man said, "Wow. I heard that Indians can listen to the ground and tell whats coming. Thats fantastic. What else do you hear, he asked." And the Indian replied, " No. They ran over me 5 minutes ago. Call me an ambulance."
Like I said an old joke. 8)

[nakomabettie (deleted)]

what the heck

[yumanlady (deleted)]

`3 Ndn men were bragging about their ol ladies, 1st was a Navajo man, "I told my wife her duties, 1st day no results, 2nd day everything was clean", 2nd guy a Cheyenne, "me too, first 2 days nothin', 3rd day, holay, even had clean underwear!", 3rd guy a Lakota, "I laid down the law too, 1st day I saw nothin', 2nd day I started to see a lil..., 3rd day the swellin went down and I was able to see enough to fix myself a sandwich." LOL

[summerstorm78 (deleted)]

`ROFL, good stuff guys!

So a kindergarten teacher is reviewing some colors they had been learning with her class. She passes out life savers to each child and then begins asking them what color they have. Bobbi, what color do you have? Bobbie replies, cherry....red! Very good! Shelly, what color do you have? Shelly replies, lime....green! Very good!...The class makes it through almost the entire package when everyone gets to the cream colored (honey) flavor. Ok class, the teacher says, can anyone tell me what color this is? The class is stumped, but everyone agreeing it tastes fantastic! The teacher replies, I'll give you a hint...it is sometimes what your mommy might call your daddy... Suddenly a little boy jumps up in the back of the room coughing and gagging and shouts "OH NO! SPIT IT OUT!!! ITS AN A**HOLE!"

An old joke but still a very funny one :P