Round two of my religion jokes

[riverotter]

Since my last joke ignited such conversation, I thought "Well, lets try another one."

John Doe had passed away and found himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter was there to great him. He was there to show John the streets made of Gold. They were walking and John noticed some people dancing and having a good time. He asked who are they? St peter said "Those are the Jewish people. They like to have fun." He continued, "These are the Mennonites, they like to pray all day." This went on for sometime. He pointed out various religions and explained about each. Finally they came to a HUGH great wall. It was so high and built strong. John asked, "Who are they?" St. Peter said," Oh! Those are the Catholics, they think they are the only ones here!"

[thejohnblaze (deleted)]

`Hell yeah why didnt I think of that one, thats a good one man it'll get the elitist's (Ha) angry but thats what humor is all about let the bible thumpers descend!!
Yeah I said it What!!!

[squinto (deleted)]

`Good one riverotter!!!
Here's one for you!


One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (of course due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before they can enter. Three men stand at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. "How many wise men were there?" St. Peter asks the first man. "Three." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open, and the first man enters.

"How long did the flood last?" St. Peter asks the second man. "Forty days and forty nights." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open and the second man enters. Seeing how easily the first two answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much more difficult question for the second man. Finally, he asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the Garden?"

The man thinks and thinks, but can't come up with an answer. "Boy, that's a hard one," he finally says. And the trumpets blow, the gates open, and the last man enters heaven.