Things my mother taught me!!

[squinto (deleted)]

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking?
Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT ---...
"How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
You are going to get it when we get home.

And my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE
"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like."

[rebelyell08_PREV (deleted)]

`I hope there is no "JUSTICE" or I'm going to have to start drinking again.

[rosesandwine2_PREV (deleted)]

`very funny. i can't wait to see what huggeroftrees has to add to it. where is she?!

[squinto (deleted)]

`This is what I learned..

Love: The natural feeling of affection one has for somebody else

Trust: The feeling of security that someone else will not hurt or harm you

Respect: The feeling of added value that someone provides to you or to the environment

[rebelyell08_PREV (deleted)]

"`don't try to get yourself a bargain, Hon
dont be sold on the very first one
good looking guys come a dime a dozen
try to find the one that's gonna give you true lovin'-
just as sure as the winds gonna blow now
men are gonna come and the men are gonna go now
before you take his hand and say I do now
make sure he's in love with you now
I'd hate to see you feelin' sad and blue now
MY MOMMA TOLD ME, You Better Shop Around..."

[zoupi]

My mother finally didn't taught me anything
But all the other peoples I have meet taught me who was my mother

What I keep from her even if she left me too earl...

Listen the truth behing the lies
Never see you as a servant but give all what you can for those you love
Dont care to what peoples say about you if these peoples are not some "true" friends
Dont let peoples decide of what must be your rôle in the life.
Never be conceinted but stay proud of yourself I you act in good way even if it' s a personal decision and not the "satisfying attititude" group's members could whait from you