The Ballarina

[riverotter]

A woman walks into a bar. She was wearing a tube top and you could tell that she never shaved her underarms. She had great bushes of underarm hair. When she ordered a round, she would throw her arms up straight in the air, showing all her hair. This went on during the night. Then a drunk guy in the corner said "Hey, bartender I want to buy Miss Ballarina a drink." The bartender says "She aint no ballarina. What makes you think she is?" He replied "Any lady that can lift her leg up that high , must be a ballarina."

[creeren (deleted)]

`Three nuns were in a car crash and they all go up to the gates of heaven and standing there is st.paul
and he says to enter the gates of heaven you must all anser one question..
so he says to the first one"what was the name of the first woman?"
and the first nun says "eve!" and he says yup ure in
he says to the second nun "what was the name of the first man?"
and the second nun says "adam!"
and he says yup ure in. And he says to the thirs one the question is going to be a lil more tricky for you , so she thinks, fair do
He says to the third nun "what did eve say when she first saw adam?2
And the nun says "oooo thats a hard one!"
and he goes ...yup your in!!!!! ahahahahahhahahah

[yonausdimisha]

`Thanks both of you for making me laugh so much...when it comes to nuns,german jokes and spanish ones are reeeeeaaaalllllll...must post one soon :-)