clownway
clownway
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Posts: 19
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 Posted: Post subject: Indian Jokes |
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Navajo word fo the day "HAIR" as in:
Me and my girlfran were fightning over the last can of beer last night. Then she yelled "HAIR TAKE IT DEN!!!" lol
Navajo word of the day "FASCINATE"
A teacher was trying to teach her students vocabulary, she asked the class "who here can use the word fascinate in a sentence?" a little boy raised his hand and said "my grandma can make frybread faster than anyone I've ever seen... its really fascinating..!" the teacher said "good, but I'm looking for the word fascinate..not fascinating.." a little girl rasied her hand and said " my mom took me and my sisters to the waterpark.. it was fantastic..!" the teacher again said "ok..but thats fantastic..not fascinate.." finally little Joe Begay raised his hand and said "my grandpa's really fat..and has a really big belly, so when he puts on his work shirt he can only fascinate buttons..!"
Whats the difference between a Navajo and a Hopi?
Hopi's have no neck and Navajos have no butt. lol
Whats the only thing long and hard about a Hopi?
their last name.
I like my women like I like my frybread... Round, Brown and greasy. lol
thats all the native jokes I got, remember these jokes are for fun..! native people say laughter is the strongest of all medicines, and if you can't laugh
at yourself... then you shouldn't laugh at anything else.
We are all connected. We are all related. We breathe the same air. And drink the same water. A circle of unity among all tribes under the sun. Connected through laugher, brought together by the synchronized drumming of our hearts and moccosins |
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