November beginning on the brighter side....

[chumani67_PREV (deleted)]

I got in a bad mood but I would like to post in all honesty what I DO appreciate because I have not lost perspective in that....

What I apprectate about women..some do make great friends. They can make you laugh on your worst day, or make your best day hell. But I "get" them..some of my greatest laughs in life have been shared with women in all phases of my life. They CAN be fiercely loyal friends and have amazing abilities of expression.

What I appreciate about men..they are unusual to me. Having grown up in a home w/o males around steady at all (except for the occasional getting sent to live w/my grandparents)..in my adult life I find them intensely fascinating to watch and listen to. And I find it halarious that when you express a concern to them they feel compelled to "fix" it! Theres a lot I can say but wont as this is "G" rated here. And when a man does tend to express himself it is unmatched.

About this site...I have had my grievances here. But I am grateful that it has allowed me a place for expression with a measure of annonimity. A couple of months ago I was not comfortable at all with self expression. And pretty closed.I would like to think I have carried some of this here into my personal life and have allowed others in a bit more.

And last...no, I really am not turned on by loin cloths (I am a T-shirt and jeans girl.) And I dont drink whiskey at all.

Have a GREAT November to all here!

Chumani67

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`VERY WELL SAID CAMI!!! MY BEST ON LINE BUDDY.. WE DO SHARE SOME LAUGHS DON'T WE!!

[chumani67_PREV (deleted)]

`YOU KNOW IT!!!

Q.why will the chicken NOT cross the road tomorrow?

A.because I will be the "designated driver" for the county ambulance.

with Love!!

"Mother Juggs" (ha..i wish)

[chumani67_PREV (deleted)]

`Before I leave I need to say that this is a General Discussions Forum...so when I post something, unless specified at someone, I am speaking GENERALLY. Not person specific. There wasnt a word here specified at anyone at all...and some was posted in a good natured..humored way. As I titled it "November Beginning on the Brighter Side". And not 'november beginning to under a cloud'. Off to responsibilities in the real world...

Happy Day to ALL.

"sunshine" Chumani67

[zoupi]

chumani67 wrote: `

Q.why will the chicken NOT cross the road tomorrow?



Or maybe because they all have bought the kits "YOU CAN BE AN EAGLE TOO".
So Chumani, think to verificate the good state of your windscreen wipers, tomorrow the chicken could rain with by "SPLASH" !

Good luck my friend !

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zoupi wrote: chumani67 wrote: `

Q.why will the chicken NOT cross the road tomorrow?



Or maybe because they all have bought the kits "YOU CAN BE AN EAGLE TOO".
So Chumani, think to verificate the good state of your windscreen wipers, tomorrow the chicken could rain with by "SPLASH" !

Good luck my friend !

Zoopi I see you are up on ebonics..


Spelling Bee

Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff". Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?" Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING

13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

TRASH TALKING HERE NO OFFENSE...

[zoupi]

There is well a reason for me to stay cautious with truly serious topics. Having never learnt the English, I don't want to take the risk to hurt peoples (mostly those I appreciate) in using inapropriate words. As proof I can't catch more than a quarter of your last post lol !

The fact to stay in humour register allow everybody to take that always by the 2d degree. I read several things speaking of human and personal experiences or thoughts which gave me a lot of emotions because of my personal journey in life but I'm not as much comfortable with English to put my possible comments in public area.

As says the proverb : "Hell is paved with good intentions"
No possible offense out of a real will to offend

Friendly :wink:

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`Girl you make me laugh.. HA HA!!!

[chumani67_PREV (deleted)]

`I TOTALLY LOVED the "HOTEL" in slang!!!!!!!!!Talk about laugh!!

And Zoupi I am so glad you mean" no offense out of a real will to offend"...oh HA! I am sure we all have the "humidity" to see the humor in that!!!Funny!!!I just love when you post!you're such a great spirit.

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`YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH!! HUMIDITY!!