Tale of 3 idiots

[thejohnblaze (deleted)]

This story is about some of my cousins who are brothers and and an altercation thats one of my funniest stories.

for arguments sake lets call them rance, gary, and anson. rance comes into town drinkin with some chicks from st francis they pull into grandma's house and rance goes in the girls park halfway behind my uncles suburban like idiots and he ends up backing into their car and everyone is yelling at each other about it till rance comes out and they all get mad at him and leave and he's left pacing the driveway muttering "wheres my knife I'm gonna gut somebody!!"
and a few minutes later gary and anson come to the rescue thinking he was introuble and rance starts rummaging thru garys car looking for his knife thats not even in his car and starts throwing things around when gary goes "hey settle the f*ck down!" and rance gets in his face and they start pushing each other and anson breaks them up and rance pushes anson so now they are trying to fight and gary gets in it and breaks them up and rance pushes gary so they start tryin to fight and anson tries breaking them up again and guess what rance pushes anson so once again they start fighting I'm not sure how long this went on before either gary or anson get the bright idea to leave and as they are heading out they are yelling at rance to go home go to sleep and rance is chasing them down the road with his knife in his hand (who knows where he found it)
and so ends the dumbest fight I ever seen yet

[blackfootedgirl]

`So what is it they say about alcohol?