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The Emperor of Japan had put out an ad for a new bodyguard. Three days later, three samurai showed up on the palace steps.
The first samurai was the best in all of China; he came before the Emporer to demonstrate his skills. He pulls out a small box and a fly darts out. SCHWING! He cuts the fly in two. "Impressive," exclaimed the Emperor.
The second samurai was the best in all of Japan; he came before the Emporer to demonstrate his skills. He pulls out a small box and a fly buzzes out. SCHWING! SCWING! He cuts the fly in four. "Very impressive!" exclaimed the Emperor.
The final samurai was the best in all of Jerusalem; he came before the Emperor to demonstrate his skills. He pulls out a small box and a fly flew out. SCHWING! SCHWING! SCHWING! ... the fly buzzed off ... the Emperor asked, "You call yourself a samurai? What kind of skills are those?" ... the Jewish samurai replied, "The art of circumcision is not meant to kill..."
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