I GOT MY STIMULUS PACKAGE TODAY!!

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
I got my stimulus package in the Mail today
It contained Watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, & 10 coupons to KFC.

[rblyl (deleted)]

`they left out my watermelon seeds cause they said i owe more money..but they were kind enough to send a pamphlet along 'advising' me what to think about it.

[trubblemaka (deleted)]

`i didnt get my friggin stimulus pack wtf??!

[lilmissmorbid]

Nor did I but I suppose different countries and all is a MAJOR factor lol!!

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`Well I planted the watermelon seed, of course they didn't grow, cornbread mix was stale, and the KFC coupons were expired!!

[rblyl (deleted)]

`I wonder if in the Clinton era, the "stimulous package" would have included a vibrator, and map to the Oval Office...?

[zoupi]

`I'm afraid I can't help you with your crops because the only things which seem growing inside my garden are the snails and the slugs

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

zoupi wrote: `I'm afraid I can't help you with your crops because the only things which seem growing inside my garden are the snails and the slugs

I haven't seen a slug or a snail since I left California.. As far a eating snails I have never done that, never looked to appetizing to me.
Have a good one Zoupi!!

[rblyl (deleted)]

`well, I am not eating the watermelon seeds either..I have enough kids.

[zoupi]

kaskiyeh wrote:
I haven't seen a slug or a snail since I left California.. As far a eating snails I have never done that, never looked to appetizing to me.
Have a good one Zoupi!!



Ha ! ha ! I see our reputation of eater of snails and frogs is still persistent
All these "little gluey things" are inside my garden out of my will. I don't eat them but THEY eat all the flower I desesperatly try to make grow

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`. Open the tuna fish cans and use them for lunches or dinners
or whatever and then rinse them out very well.

2. Go out to your garden and dig holes evenly spaced out in your garden with your trowel that will fit the tuna cans.

3. Place the cans in the holes that you dug, so that the top of the can is exactly level with the top of the hole.

4. Open a can of beer and pour it into the tuna cans, so that they are filled about ½ or ¾ of the way full.

5. Leave the traps to do their duty.


River of Salt

May create problems if it rains due to the amount of salt required

Materials: large container of salt, cut pieces of cardboard (enough so that it lines the outside of your garden), plastic wrap, and a trowel

Procedure:

1. Cut out the pieces of cardboard, so that they have a bottom and two sides and no tops and holes on the ends (i.e. end view).

2. Wrap the cut pieces of cardboard in the plastic wrap to keep the moisture from the ground from ruining the cardboard.

3. Go out to your garden and dig trenches with your trowel all along the outside edge of your garden that are wide enough to fit your cardboard (make sure you have enough cardboard to fit the length of your trench).

4. Place the cardboard into the trench so that the top of the sides are level with the top of the trench.

5. Fill your cardboard trench with salt.

[zoupi]

`Thanks for the infos.
I dislike to use of poison but all my neighbours seems to do it and my small garden look like a kind of refuge for these pacific but exasperating animals

I must also confess that I'm a little lazy in this domain so I generally try to find the kind of flowers they don't like a lot. That walks for a part ha ! ha !

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`I love to work in my flowers , it keep me from going on a whacked out crazed rants. with my lazy don't want to mow their lawn or pick up their trash..

Finding plants that those critters do not like can be expensive and for weeds use
white vinegar..
H.B.I.C.

[trubblemaka (deleted)]

`i jus want my friggin stimulus package and map to the oval office

[rblyl (deleted)]

`cigar anyone...?